Posted by
Norman on Saturday, March 29, 2008 10:37:51 AM
Top Ten Winners of the "McCain '08 Slogan Contest" broken down by target demographic:
10. For Liberals: "McCain '08--Limbaugh Hates Him. That's Not Enough?"
9. For "Moderates": "McCain '08--You Guys Got Him Nominated, Now Show Some Loyalty!"
8. For Left-Wing Moonbats: "McCain '08--He Hates Dubya Even More Than YOU do!"
7. For Hispanics: "Juan McCain '08--La Casa Blanca Para Usted! Viva La Reconquista!"
6. For Internationalists: "McCain '08--He Was For the U.N., Before He Was Against It!"
5. For Asians: "McCain '08--Sure He Call You 'Gooks,' but C'mon, Who Doesn't?"
4. For Wavering White Obama Supporters, Struggling with their Guilt: "McCain '08--Sure, Barack's Rhetoric is Soaring, and the Dumbo Ears are Kinda Cute, but Stop Lying, You Were Never Actually Gonna VOTE for the Guy!"
3. Jeremiah Wright Parishoners: "McCain '08--He's as Angry as You Are!"
2. DNC Members: "McCain '08--'Crossing the Aisle' Since South Carolina 2000!"
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And the WINNER of the McCain '08 Slogan Contest, targeting conservatives, is:
1. "What the Hell? You're Screw*d Anyway . . ."